I think my vagina is haunted
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
you will always have a special place in my vag
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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