vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
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