That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
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Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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