you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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