i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
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She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
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he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
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