These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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