I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Is it penis luge time yet?
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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