I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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