New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
Randomize
