quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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