shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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