Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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