he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
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A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
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We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
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