love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
It's official drugs can't kill me
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
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