Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
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Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
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I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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