Walk of Shame. In a state park.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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