Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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