Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
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I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
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I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
its liver damage thursday
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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