Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
im drinking this country out of the recession.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
She needs sedatives and a leash
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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