Is it normal to miss your booty call?
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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