Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
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All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
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Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
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