i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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