ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
23 Bisexuals Confess The Biggest Differences Between Dating People Of Each Sex
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
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Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
If you need anything just hit me up
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.