Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
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whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
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She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.