At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
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it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
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He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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