he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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