we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
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No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
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How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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