just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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