I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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