best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
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There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
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Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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