i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
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I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
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I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
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