lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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