Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
You dont lie about slip and slides
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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