My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
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