i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
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I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
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I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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