You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
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He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
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I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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