I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Just cropdusted the office
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
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If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
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It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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