id be glad to
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
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