when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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