i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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