I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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