brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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