they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
love makes seman taste better
and she was petting her beer can
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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