stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
P.S. I can't hear my feet
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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