North Korea, Best Korea!
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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