god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Who died my cat blue again?
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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