Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
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Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
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I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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