we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
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