I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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