a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
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this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
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Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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