Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
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Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
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She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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