strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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