16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
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i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
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Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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