so that wasnt chicken after all
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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