just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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