Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
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